And lo, I beheld as KFC opened the sixth seal, and there came a rider called Zinger Double Down King, and coronary artery disease followed with him.
Much has been made of KFC’s Double Down sandwich, about how it’s basically the sandwich Caligula would eat, about you can feel the years burning away from your lifespan as you eat one. KFC Korea has, however, apparently decided to double down on the double down* by releasing the monstrosity you see before you, which, like apparently all KFC foods in Asia, has to have “zinger” appended to the name for reasons that are absolutely beyond me.